Happy Birthday Baby

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday to you,

Happy Birthday dear Joey,

Happy Birthday to you!

P. S. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT bother calling Child Protective Services. This picture is over 20 years old, and the responsible parties have all been punished by what we’ve put them through during those 2o years. Besides, this is one of my favorite pictures of all time. I hope you had a great birthday Joey with or without a sip of a wine cooler!