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I can’t tell you how many times they have brought me a baby alligator. Thank God it’s little alligators, right? I have reminded them that these babies probably have pissed off mothers somewhere, but they don’t seem too scared. This actually happened this month, so I’m not too far behind here. I’ve never been a fan of baby alligators, it’s not like a cute baby raccoon, ya know? A friend brought one in my car in high school and I almost flipped out. I’m normally not so scared of things that I should be, like snakes and spiders, but those little gator teeth are sharp and are quite capable of biting things OFF! That scares me, and if you guys were smart it would scare the shit out of you, too!
